Rude Whores These Days

I usually try to avoid conflicts and start incidents. Well, no. That is a lie.



I went to return some keys to a friend and thank her for letting me use her car while I tried to fix my truck when I saw Whiskey Tango Kike and I started to talk to him about last rotation and his trip to Vegas. I was interrupted twice by this dike bitch but she at least apologized, so I bit my tongue, glared at her, and just walked away.

Then I went to go to talk to my buddy that used to be in my unit and see if he wanted to drink a bit. I was chatting with him for a few minutes when this barracks whore heard us talking about liquor and just jumped in the conversation. Neither one of us knew this bitch. All I know about her is that she is a whore and I know this for a fact because half my battalion has fucked her. Then one of her boyfriends from some pog, leg unit on post came up. I am trying to carry out a conversation with my buddy and she just kept interrupting me! I got frustrated and said, "I am sorry but being a whore does not make you more important than people, especially an airborne soldier like myself, so how about you go stuff another cock in your mouth or just shut your fucking trap!"

For some reason, this truth really angered her and she tried to punch me. I tried to use her momentum against my throwing a palm thrust at her fist but just fucked up her wrist instead. When she fell to the ground in pain her fag boyfriend tried to swing at me. I side stepped and blocked his punch. I tried to hit him in the chin but he leaned forward too much and I hit him in the chest. It was good enough to knock the wind out of him for half a minute though.

So for half a minute there were too weak bitches on the ground in pain. As this happened my buddy just stood there being black and saying, "Oh shit nigga!!!! Youz crazy nigga!!!"

I just split after that and my buddy told me he pretended to not know my name so I could avoid any punishment for assault and battery. I have not heard anything so far today, and I doubt I will actually receive any punishment. Shit tends to get swept under the rug with this unit.

Now if you are going to bitch about me hurting a girl that attacked me, well then you are not a firm believer in equal opportunity.




Have an airborne day,
565 Airborne, out.