Fett's Vette

I bully my friends.

Mulan: about being asian

Jazzy: I always call her a slut

Poon Boy: for having the most sensitive nipples ever

J-Hound: for not being a man slut

Trenches: I always remind him my unit is better than his

Careeeesa: because of "things" I found out that belonged to her

Magpie: for dating a jew

Das Auge: because he's blind in one eye


Truth is I only do it because I am bored and I LOVE to joke around. These people and any other friends I did not mention are awesome and I never for once take for granted the friendships I have been blessed with.

So as a tribute to my friends and them sticking with me through all my crazy antics, I am going to walk back and forth to the laundry room wearing only a pair of boxers that are too small. I am doing this until all my laundry is done. Sure it's 2am and not many people are outside, but someone will notice and I do not care.

It is too hot to wear clothes anyways.





Have an airborne day,
565 Airborne, out.