Snake's 40 Dollar Rule

I found this from over a year ago.
I am sure my friends know who said this.


"okay so ur going out with a girl, and u go out to dinner or whatever, and she orders her food, and you guys maybe go see a movie. well before u spend over 40 bucks, u better be goddamn sure as fuck that u are at least getting a blowjob, and at the very least a handjob, and if ur desperate a long make out session. if u dont feel that this is going to happen, use the old "oh i just realized i wrote a check for (fill in the blank) and im a little low on dough on my debit" then she pays xD."





Have an airborne day,
565 Airborne, out.