Not Fucking Believable

I sometimes wonder if college is to blame for unleashing this innate ability to come up with ridiculously funny analogies in my best friend.

Poon Boy: **** is a really chill chick
Poon Boy: cant believe none of us have tapped that
Poon Boy: fucking unbelievable
Me: i know
Me: whats wrong with us
Poon Boy: its like finding 20 bucks in a pair of some jeans u skeeted on while at the strip club
Poon Boy: FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE



Have an airborne day,
565 Airborne, out.