Fucking Gooks

Conversation with my squad leader this morning.



Me: So how was leave?
SL: Amazing.
Me: You got fat.
SL: Everyone keeps telling me that!
Me: Cause you did get fat. Dude, I just saw you scarf down a LARGE bag of Chex Mix in under ten minutes!
SL: Ehh. How was your leave?
Me: Pretty awesome.
SL: How was your birthday?
Me: I got wasted. Blew a .43.
SL: You should be dead.
Me: I know, but I'm not, because I trained well with you and your friends from the jungle.
SL: Don't you have a Vietnamese friend in LA?
Me: Yeah, my best friend's girlfriend, but she's not from the jungle. She's from Saigon. They can't hang.
SL: No they can't, fucking pussies. She died after one shot huh?
Me: It was half a shot. It was enough though to make her go to the bathroom with her man several times.
SL: She puked?!
Me: No.
SL: OH SHIT! She touched him where he pees!
Me: Hahahaha, YES!
SL: You should have beat her with a bamboo stick.
Me: I think I PLIHP smacked her a few times.
SL: Good. Did you touch any girls where they pee?
Me: No....
SL: WHY NOT?!
Me: If I tell you, you're going to get mad.
SL: You already pissed me off.
Me: Well fuck you. But yeah, I fell in love with a girl...
SL: WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO?!?!
Me: Drugs.
SL: What else?!
Me: Drink with white girls.
SL: What else damnit?!
Me: Fall in love. HAHAHA

*Squad leader gives me an hour lecture about not falling in love*

SL: Call her or text her and dump her.
Me: No, fuck you.
SL: I'm giving you an order!
Me: I'm telling you to eat a dick!
SL: I do not approve of this.
Me: She's not asian.
SL: I'm gonna let this slide....for now, because she's not asian.

He then proceeded to lecture why not to date American girls of Asian descent. His main argument was that they do not act like traditional gook girls in that they live to serve their significant other and will call the police if you beat them.

Fucking gook ass straight from the jungle.





Have an airborne day,
565 Airborne, out.