Poon Boy's Magic Mark

I cannot sleep. I tried to but it was not happening, so I opted to stay up instead. Fuck it, it is my birthday. Since I decided to stay up I ended up chatting with a girl back home. She is the friend of my cousin's ex-girlfriend and eventhough they broke up awhile ago, this girl keeps talking to me, well, because I am fucking awesome. This girl never met me though and has actually boloed on two dates on me already. I am not expecting to go out with her when I go home though, because all I really care about is hanging out with my friends and family. Since I was going to stay up I figured I would humor her anyways and just talk to her. We were talking for awhile when I started talking about Poon Boy and then I mentioned Poon Boy's birthmark to her.


Me: Yeah he's a great friend. He always tries to find me a girlfriend and if he can't, he's a great wingman and works to get me laid.
Her: When you come home, I'll make you fall in love with me.
Me: Hahaha we'll see.
Her: Yes we will.
Me: I think you're going to end up falling in love with [Poon Boy].
Her: What the fuck? What makes you say that?
Me: He has this magic birthmark.
Her: What?!
Me: He has this birthmark that makes girls fall in love with him. His girlfriend gets mad when he's around other girls because she knows that birthmark is a visual aphrodisiac.
Her: Whatever.
Me: It's true. Let me find a picture.
Her: It's not going to make me fall in love with him.
Me: Yes it will.
Her: No it won't. I'm interested in you.
Me: You say that now; that mark will hook you.
Her: Whatever.
*I forward her a picture of him*
Me: See.
Her: ........
Me: It's got you hooked already.
Her: Whatever!
Me: .......
Her: Ok it does look good on him oddly.
Me: It got you already, and you haven't seen him in person. At my birthday party, don't ogle him too much or else you may have a small asian girl shooting blowdarts at your neck for checking out her man.
Her: Hahaha I won't ogle him!
Me: You say that now.
Her: I do kinda want to see him in person now though.
Me: I knew it.





Have an airborne day,
565 Airborne, out.