Child's Play

It has been awhile since I read Jazzy's blog, but I read one of her posts from last month and it really intrigued me. It was this quote from Maya Angelou:

"I am convinced that most people do not grow up. We find parking spaces and honor our credit cards. We marry and dare to have children and call that growing up. I think what we do is mostly grow old. We carry accumulationg of years in our bodies and on our faces, but generally our real selves, the children inside, are still innocent and shy as magnolias. We may act sophistocated and worldly but I believe we feel safest when we go inside ourselves and find home, a place where we belong and maybe the only place we do. "

It made me want to laugh because just the other day I was talking to Mulan about how I am going to act like I am 14 again. That was the most blissful age for me so far; all I cared about was playing guitar, exercising, watching cartoons, and sneaking booze with my cousin. I did not care about dating yet, acting mature, or what people thought of me. That is what I am doing again; I am 14. I go to work, go back to my room and watch cartoons, go for a run or lift weights, jam on my guitar a bit, then I go hang out with Lulu, Christmas, and Whiskey TanK and get drunk. Every night for the past few days I have been inebriated and it feels awesome. Everyone around me is trying to flirt and hook up, but I am just there drinking with my buddies and laughing at everyone. I do not care what people think of me, I am not there to try and hook up with some girl, and I just act the asshole that I always am, though for some reason people still think I am mature.

As I am watching all these guys swarm the few girls that are there, one guy's mom shows up. Yes, his mom. She is really cool though and everyone tends to like her and hate him. To everyone she is just Momma. Lulu tells me that she likes to flirt with all the guys and that her son hates that. So I just look back and laugh as she flirts with everyone. She is about to leave to go pick up her useless son who is not allowed to drive because of a DWI when she starts inviting everyone to go drink at her house on Friday. She invites Lulu and CavLover and is about to walk away when she sees me.

Momma: Hey are you going to go to my house on Friday before I move.
Me:(sly grin)Maybe.
Momma: Oooooo I thought you were someone else for a second. Who are you? You're cute! You better be at my house on Friday. Heck, you won't have to be at my house, I'll just take you in the back of the truck and have fun!
Me: Sounds like a plan.
*Momma leaves*
Lulu: Hahaha he's gonna hate you when he finds out his mom told you that hahaha.
Me: Awesome! I hate that guy.

Momma returns because her son wants to drink with us, eventhough most of us do not like him. I say nothing because I think it would be funnier for him to find out from someone else. CavLover stands up and whispers something into his ear.

Son: Momma! What did you tell this guy?! (points to me)
Momma: Ooooh he's gonna be my new lover! I want him! How come I've never met him before?!
Son: No Momma! Nooo!

At this point I started to black out, so I stopped drinking and left. In the past few nights I have cockblocked multiple times, cockguided one friend, and EFFORTLESSLY picked up on someone's mom. I still have a few more nights of drinking too.

By the way, I have gone nine months so far with no sex. And you guys said I could not pull it off.



Have an airborne day,
565 Airborne, out.