FNG

We have a new soldier in our section. He's 17 and his gf is 19 so I call him Jailbait. He is also my new roommate.


While I was chilling on my side with no shirt one like usual:

Jailbait: Dude, for a small guy you're pretty buff.
Me: Don't check me out Jailbait.
Jailbait: No I wasn't checking you out! You just have pecs and abs and...
Me: Fag.
Jailbait: No dude, I didn't mean it like that I was just saying....
Me: Jailbait, do push ups.
Jailbait: Yes Specialist.
Me: Recover.......fag.
Jailbait: I hate you.