Damn Asian Women

I am not racist or sexist. I just like to say racist or sexist things because it is funny to see how people react to slurs. Usually when I chat with Poon Boy's female, Lucy Liu(not her real name, I just like to assign her a new asian alias all the time) she tends to say things that perpetuate Asian stereotypes and I just make note of them and poke fun at her. Several times I made fun of her for being a shitty driver due to her being a vagina and a gook.

Well karma bit the tip of dick again.

Yesterday I was running errands for my company's executive officer in a government vehicle that is assigned to my section. I was stopped at a red light when this Asian female soldier made a REALLY wide right turn onto the street I was on.....hitting and scraping the side of my truck. There was no major damage and no injuries thankfully. We called the MPs to file a police report. When they showed up, they asked me what happened and all I said, in a calm demeanor was, "That dumb gook bitch hit me." These fucktards decided to include that comment in the report. When it was being processed and sent up to my First Sergeant, I was called into his office. I had already explained to him what happened but apparantly, due to my comment, I had "exhibited signs of road rage." Now there is paperwork pending that may force me to take anger management classes, and I may be suspended from driving a government vehicle for some time. What the fuck.

So in light of yesterday's events, here is a joke and a video as a tribute to Asian female drivers.



Why don't women need a driver's license?
There is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom.







Have an airborne day,
565 Airborne, out.