Sunday, February 8, 2009

Write That Down

Since Jazz's cousin Cindy had a hard time trying to accurately find adjectives to describe me, I put up a few quotable quotes from some friends who knew EXACTLY how to depict my persona.


"Nelson can be a douche bag, asshole, cocky motherfucker... but in the end he's always there for you and is a good friend."

-Jazz



"You're the kinda guy moms warn their daughters about."

-Tiffany



"Only you would be proud of your piss."

-Trenches regarding me parading my urine during a urinalysis.



"Dude face it. You're a chick magnet. And being in the Army is like the frosting on the cake. And you're TSF, so fuck; like cake and ice cream."

-Poon



"TSF is always right."

-Nathan


" They conduct mysterious operations, speak in a dialect that even the most experienced linguist wouldn't understand, and their mystery attracts women."

-Rojo describing Trenches and I.

Have an airborne day,
565 Airborne, out.

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