This and That

My friends do not realize it, but their moods and actions affect mine. If my friends are mad, I am pissed the fuck off. If they are joyous, I do not curse at retards so much. If they are in working relationships, I want to give up sex and try at having a girlfriend.

Example:

Big Mike and Poon Boy have girlfriends that love them.
I want to try having a girlfriend and lay back on any forms of sex.

Jazz is dating a guy of Lebanese descent.
I do not want to kill camel jockeys as much.

Dizzle, the TSF Chaplain tries to hook up with SSG Stokes.
I want to have sex with a cougar.

Denise gets her first tattoo.
I want to get my second.

Trenches gets fucked over once again by some stupid cunt.
I want to kill and hurt people and use Valentine's Day to commit many acts of terrorism against couples that rush things.

An old platoon member continues to be an immature, shitty father.
I want to have a tribe of kids to make up for his daughter that will probably be another burden on the welfare system.

My new team leader tells me about the all girls he has had sex with from the area.
I am terrified of having sex with any girl from this area.


Have an airborne day,
565 Airborne, out.