Niggers These Days

Soon after my transfer to an Airborne Infantry Battalion, life seemed to cut me some slack. Things were going great; I loved my job, my team leader is not retarded, work 99% of the time away from officers, I had the rank to smoke stupid grunts, and I could get all the free gear that I want. Hell, I even saw an old flame.



It was Martin Luther King Jr Memorial Day, or as my team leader calls it Ethiopia Day, and although most of the United States had the day off, my battalion was on rotation and we had to work, but now that I love my work so much, I did not mind at all. When we were released to do physical training by section as usual, my team leader decided we would go to the gym. The gym was closed because the civilians wanted to be lazy fucks and take their day off, but as I started to walk across the parking lot, I saw an old girlfriend(http://senornombre.blogspot.com/2008/06/me-jody-no-not-really-so-its-ok.html) driving into the parking lot. We talked a bit and then she said she was cold so we sat in her car while we talked. She ended up telling that she recently found out she was pregnant and that she was going to marry her boyfriend sometime soon. She caught me off guard by suddenly saying, "How about a little fun? You know, for one last time." Next thing I know, her hand is down my pants and I am getting the best blowjob I have had so far. That is probably the last time I will ever see her.



Could have a been great day. Nothing better than getting a bj instead of doing pt. That fun was sure ruined when I was released from work early and I went back to my room. I was going to go eat at a Korean restaurant to celebrate my newfound fortunes in life, when I decided to check my bank account online. What I saw could not be described in anything other than rage in the words of Corporal Josh Ray Person; "Word to the motherfucking street yo! I was a victim, and you fucking know it!" It turns out my nigger spook roommate decided to write down my debit card number while I was in the shower and use it to make online purchases and to purchase pizza. He stole over $175 from me. Not to bore you with the details, I had no choice but to move out and move into Rojo's house since the 509th did not have any open rooms for me to move into at the time. While Trenches, Rojo, and Sheeny helped me move my things out, this fucking jungle bunny pleaded and begged me not to go to CID(Criminal Investigation Department; Army detectives), I took great joy in his pain. For a few hours I had him convinced we could work it out between us, then I just took off. Needless to say, his First Sergeant found out and now he is going through a court martial since this is his third offense. I must say, I do love being able to perpetuate the stereotype by helping put another nigger in jail.

Just in case you do not know, there is a difference between niggers and niggas. Niggas are black people you like, niggers are those that make you have racist sentiments against them.


In other news, TSF now has its very own TSF JAG lawyer. I dare you to fuck with TSF now. If we were capable of getting away with extortion before, now we can get away with even more.





Have an airborne day,
565 Airborne, out.