Fighting Starvation

I would never go hungry. Seeing how there was a lack of work to do today, and my favorite sleeping place was locked up, I volunteered to get food from Taco Bell with another platoon member. So I wrote down some requests and collected some money, including a handful of coins from Ski, who was not only bouchedag enough to request more food than the money he pitched in, but he also stiffed me by telling me he gave me more money than he actually did. So obviously, the bill came out to more than I had. So I played the old charm and flirted with the cashier AND the manager and not only did they cover the $3.85 I was short, but they also let me place an extra order so I could get myself a handful of free tacos and burritos. Granted it was a pair of boodro hicks from Louisiana that fell victim to my flirtation, but I would like to see someone else be given $12 in food for free.

I rule; be jealous fuckers.





Have an airborne day,
565 Airborne, out.