I Exhale Toxicity

"TSF Bandenfehl!" claimed victims again. Last weekend my post had a small festival to celebrate Autumn and of course I was voluntold to help. It was not so bad though considering all I did was sit there and eat candy intended to be passed out to kids. When my shift was over I went with a buddy to a cajun food booth and just to ruin my day, Jacksoff HandsOn followed. However, by keen observation and my sixth sense to foreshadow the myriad of opportunities to ruin someone's day, I noticed she left her phone next to the condiments and walked away. As my buddy was ordering food, someone also noticed the phone and asked me, "Do you know who's phone this belongs to?" And of course I repLIED, "No I don't. You should turn it in to Lost and Found." So as she leaves to turn it in, JacksOff HandsOn returns and asks if anyone saw her phone. I lie and say I have no clue. As she frantically searches around the booth in case she dropped it another bystander asks, "You're just going to stand there as a girl in a dress has to crouch around on the grass and look for her phone?" As soon as JacksOff HandsOn leaves, I retorted by saying, "Ma'am, I do not give a flying fuck about that piece of shit." Seeing how I appalled so many people who heard, I calmly and arrogantly walk away. I fucking rule; be jealous; "TSF Bandenfehl!" victim 3.

The next day Tracie says the wrong thing again and thus is subjected to prohibition of communication with TSF Op2; it ended today.

Yesterday was a day of American political significance as Barack Obama won the the presidential election. As you all sat watching TV, refreshing your internet browsers, or just ignoring the election altogether(if you were, I hate your guts you communist heathen fucktard) TSF was out detecting IEDs, fucking up dirties, escalating force on civilians, and training more troops than a pog drill sergeant.





Have an airborne day,
565 Airborne, out.