Let's Get Fucking High Man!

Nowadays, there are so many illegal drugs on the streets for kids to take and fuck their minds up. Obviously, there will always be substances that governments try to prohibit and the people will continue abusing these substances, but in a state of genius, I thought of a way to hallucinate and trip out without using any illegal substances. All that is needed is: coffee, energy drinks, niacin, an imagination, and specific types of movies. Coffee will keep you awake, energy drinks give you an instant sugar rush and state of hyperactivity, niacin causes your whole body to suffer inflammation and your senses are heightened, and the imagination attributes to your hallucination. If you do not have much of an imagination, I have the solution. Join the Army or CIA and work under counterintelligence or human intelligence collecting(interrogations) and watch movies that trigger emotions of fear or paranoia such as: The Departed, Syriana, The Good Shephard, Traitor, Dawn of the Dead, The Grudge, or whatever you know will really fuck your head up.


I know what I will be doing on my next four day weekend.






Have an airborne day,
565 Airborne, out.