TSF and Collateral Damage

TSF has declared a state of "TSF Bandenfehl." I am not even going to explain that, that is how TSF works. Of course, I will tell those that deserve to know about "TSF Bandenfehl" and I should also note that TSF is always keeping an eye open for recruits for the TSF attached unit. *Cough cough.*

Well back to "TSF Bandenfehl." TSF is tired of fucking idiots getting in the way of TSF training, meetings, and operations and thus has imposed the "TSF Bandenfehl." Anyone can fall victim to it. In one night, two people have already suffered from it.

Tomorrow we have a recall formation in the morning because some stupid fuck thought it would be a great idea to resist arrest; this gets in the way of my whiskeyjuliet(If you are not TSF, you will never know, so do not bother asking) operation which was the final cherry on top to declare the "TSF Bandenfehl." So I retired to my room to take off my pants, because being pantless makes me happy. I heard my roommate come in, but I did not know his fiancee was with him, so I remained pantless. Well, if I had known she was coming in I would have still remained pantless but I would have at least covered myself with some sheets. So when she peeks around my side of the room to say hi, it is the crack of my ass that returns the greeting; "TSF Bandenfehl" victim 1.

Then Tracie, Luigi's girlfriend puts herself in position to be a victim. She is always seeking the friendship of TSF, yet suffers from TSF's personality. Now she will suffer more.

Tbelle: i looked up teen spirit on urban dictionary
Tbelle: it means nothing related to sex
Tbelle: its a deodorant
Tbelle: and thats all
PapagenuSasafras: It is apparant you cannot connect my terminology to pop culture.
Tbelle: well fuck i know about the song
PapagenuSasafras: You still have no clue.
Tbelle: whatever i dont like nirvana or your made up words
Tbelle: or the deodorant
PapagenuSasafras: Just quit
PapagenuSasafras: Bandenfehl biotch
Tbelle: I did quit asswipe
Tbelle: and only 15-23 year old girls call anyone a biotch now
Tbelle: im assuming you wont explain what a bandenfehl is
Tbelle: so im just not gonna ask
PapagenuSasafras: It was a eupehmism for what I was originally gonna say.
PapagenuSasafras: Biotch not bandenfehl.
Tbelle: are my assumptions correct
PapagenuSasafras: Dead on.
Tbelle: that youre gonna keep the word meaning between you two stupid fucks
PapagenuSasafras: You're learning.
PapagenuSasafras: Maybe we can be friends.
Tbelle: i dont want to be friends with you
PapagenuSasafras: Fine you said it.
PapagenuSasafras: I'm not visiting you ever.
PapagenuSasafras: In fact I'm blocking you from IMing me.
PapagenuSasafras: Peace out girl scout
*Tbelle is blocked*

She will remain blocked until deemed necessary. "TSF Bandenfehl" can be brutal, but TSF does not give a fuck.

Tracie then tried to save her ass from "TSF Bandenfehl" by calling me, but makes the mistake of calling me "Babe" on accident thinking she was talking to Luigi. I hang up. She calls again and my forgiving side decides to give her a chance to redeem herself, again. She once again states she does not care about talking to me, and being TSF, I do not care to talk to someone that does not care about any communication with TSF, so as of now, Tracie is blocked from any communication with TSF Op2 until deemed necessary or ordered otherwise. "TSF Bandenfehl" victim 2.

I cannot wait to see who will be the next victim.




Have an airborne day,
565 Airborne, out.

Let's Get Fucking High Man!

Nowadays, there are so many illegal drugs on the streets for kids to take and fuck their minds up. Obviously, there will always be substances that governments try to prohibit and the people will continue abusing these substances, but in a state of genius, I thought of a way to hallucinate and trip out without using any illegal substances. All that is needed is: coffee, energy drinks, niacin, an imagination, and specific types of movies. Coffee will keep you awake, energy drinks give you an instant sugar rush and state of hyperactivity, niacin causes your whole body to suffer inflammation and your senses are heightened, and the imagination attributes to your hallucination. If you do not have much of an imagination, I have the solution. Join the Army or CIA and work under counterintelligence or human intelligence collecting(interrogations) and watch movies that trigger emotions of fear or paranoia such as: The Departed, Syriana, The Good Shephard, Traitor, Dawn of the Dead, The Grudge, or whatever you know will really fuck your head up.


I know what I will be doing on my next four day weekend.






Have an airborne day,
565 Airborne, out.

Gotta Love the Trenches

Iceman: "Zack and Miri Make A Porno" comes out on her birthday.
Trenches: Nice
Trenches: lets invite her
Iceman: I'll invite her tomorrow
Trenches: foshizz
Trenches: tell her The Trenches demands that she comes with us
Trenches: and then she'll blush
Trenches: and be thinking "TSF makes me DTF"


God bless you Trenches.






Have an airborne day,
565 Airborne, out.

Trial, little error.

Nothing interesting or humorous with me lately.

I broke up with my girlfriend weeks ago. When I say I like to have intelligent conversations, I do NOT mean I want to ONLY talk about what she learned in class. That is plain, fucking annoying.

Trying to date while in the military is hard. Fucks that. Relationships are not for everyone anyways. I seem to be doing fine with my Nintendo 64, dip, chew, kreteks, coma-inducing buffets with Trenches, chilling with the TSF crew and random cruising with Luigi. That is fun for me.





Have an airborne day,
565 Airborne, out.