Conversations With Tbelle Part II: Pissing off Luigi's Girlfriend

PapagenuSasafras: hey is my cousin in the field or is he jsut really focused on his ps3
Tbelle: Umm I think hes just playing video games
Tbelle: unless he fell asleep
Tbelle: once hes out youd have to bitch slap him to wake him up i think, he doesnt hear his phone
PapagenuSasafras: he hasnt been online all day
PapagenuSasafras: and i have a proposition to get him out of work lol
Tbelle: Yeah ps3 has taken over his life
PapagenuSasafras: lol
Tbelle: hes like i have to be home at 7:10 so i can play playstation
Tbelle: is he not answering his phone?
PapagenuSasafras: no, but i only tried twice
Tbelle: He prob fell asleep cause he usually calls me by now
Tbelle: ive been replaced by a video game
PapagenuSasafras: hahahaha
Tbelle: so i think if you wanna talk to him youre gonna have to go pound on his door
PapagenuSasafras: i'll probably go over tomorrow and become enveloped in the system too
Tbelle: god you guys are such penises
PapagenuSasafras: you're sucha vagina
Tbelle: My ex used to call me a vagina
Tbelle: and a cunt
PapagenuSasafras: lol
Tbelle: obviously as a joke
PapagenuSasafras: thats still horrible though
PapagenuSasafras: i only called two girls a cunt ever in my life
Tbelle: If hed said it to me seriously i wouldve broken his neck
Tbelle: but since he was joking i thought it was really funny
Tbelle: whyd you call the girls cunts btw
PapagenuSasafras: cause they deserved it
Tbelle: I had an ex call me a scheming bitch
Tbelle: he gave me a little too much credit though since i wasnt even plotting anything against him
PapagenuSasafras: haha, get luigi to kick his ass
Tbelle: That boy is in navy bootcamp as we speak
Tbelle: So even if I wanted to I couldnt
PapagenuSasafras: what?!!? what a queer!
Tbelle: hahah thats what luigi said
Tbelle: i have 2 exes in the navy actually
PapagenuSasafras: so you've dated two flaming queers?
Tbelle: They were actually best friends hahah
Tbelle: But I dated one like 3 years after the first one so it wasnt that weird
Tbelle: Yeah they turned out to be pretty weird
PapagenuSasafras: lol
Tbelle: are navy guys really that weird
Tbelle: or are you two just being dicks
PapagenuSasafras: we're being dicks
Tbelle: ill act surprised now
PapagenuSasafras: lol
Tbelle: wait were you the one that luigi used to call when you guys were playing grand theft auto?
PapagenuSasafras: yeah it was either me or ramponi
Tbelle: I kind of think itwas you
PapagenuSasafras: or all three of us
Tbelle: and you started talking about how you had a girlfriend who was a stripper in the game
PapagenuSasafras: lol no that was ramponi
PapagenuSasafras: but i was there
Tbelle: hahah
Tbelle: nooo cause ramponi has the accent
PapagenuSasafras: i never had a stripper in the game, i always just killed people
Tbelle: Ohh well then maybe it was him
PapagenuSasafras: i had sex with a stripper once though
Tbelle: oh really
Tbelle: was she at least cute
PapagenuSasafras: yes, she gave me my first lap dance, and when i went back home on leave, she found the whole paratrooper thing really hot
Tbelle: what type of female have you not had sex with
Tbelle: lets just narrow this topic down
PapagenuSasafras: thats kinda hard. you ask, and i'll attest to
Tbelle: married?
PapagenuSasafras: no
Tbelle: black girl?
PapagenuSasafras: yes
Tbelle: asian girl?
PapagenuSasafras: yes
Tbelle: Bisexual girl?
PapagenuSasafras: yes
Tbelle: Underage girl
PapagenuSasafras: yes
Tbelle: while you were in another relationship?
PapagenuSasafras: nope and never will
Tbelle: with a friend's gf/chick they were dating
PapagenuSasafras: no not one of my friend's
Tbelle: im assuming youve done all of the hair colors then
Tbelle: a punk girl?
PapagenuSasafras: yup
Tbelle: hmmm i dont know what other types there are
Tbelle: i think youve banged everyone
Tbelle: ohh wait, someoen who didnt speak english?
PapagenuSasafras: yes; lying to my parents about wanting to see the rome nightlife alone to bang an italian chick was awesome
Tbelle: ok so your penis has been everywhere
PapagenuSasafras: not just yet
Tbelle: yes its true
Tbelle: luigi is alive
Tbelle: he just called
PapagenuSasafras: good to know lol
Tbelle: luigi says he wants to impregnate me
PapagenuSasafras: hahaha go for it
Tbelle: fuck no im 20
PapagenuSasafras: thats the first sensible thing i have heard from someone around my age say in awhile
Tbelle: hahah im a realistic person
PapagenuSasafras: too many young people around here are getting married and having kids; they need a father, as opposed to being one
Tbelle: Yeah everyones making babies
Tbelle: oh luigi says he was "in the box" when you called
PapagenuSasafras: oh ok
Tbelle: and that one of your friends saw him today and was scared cause he was all dirty
PapagenuSasafras: makes sense
Tbelle: i dont know what that means; dont wanna know
PapagenuSasafras: yeah there are a bunch of pussies in my unit that get freaked easily
Tbelle: oh and he says he needs his etool and his dildo back
PapagenuSasafras: i'll get it tomorrow and you mean your dildo, which i lent to the nasty whores around here so they would stop bugging me; you should probably bleach it
Tbelle: luigi says he has a ta50 inspection so he needs it or something
PapagenuSasafras: when's his inspection?
Tbelle: around 4:30
PapagenuSasafras: 0430, or 1630?
Tbelle: 1630
PapagenuSasafras: ok i'll call him tomorrow
Tbelle: luigi says he cant wait to hear your voice
PapagenuSasafras: the voice of reason, he can only take so much of listening to your nonsense
Tbelle: Shut up im the voice of reason not you
PapagenuSasafras: if that be true, we are all doomed
Tbelle: no people could use advice like mine
PapagenuSasafras: i'll give you credit for the reason for that girl still having sex with me eventhough i was an ass
Tbelle: im the queen of relationship advice, i know everything about it
PapagenuSasafras: you're a queen on fuckbuddy relationship advice, but the court jester at the rest
Tbelle: hahaha please
Tbelle: oh luigi wants to know if you got any "knick knack patty wack"
Tbelle: which is so embarrassing to even type out
PapagenuSasafras: hahaha not lately
Tbelle: He thinks i dont know what it means
PapagenuSasafras: i love how he's using my comical euphemisms now
Tbelle: oh so he got it from you, go figure
PapagenuSasafras: don't be jealous homie
Tbelle: When I mean ass I say ass i dont need "comical" euphemisms
PapagenuSasafras: that makes it funnier though
PapagenuSasafras: saying "sex" gets boring after awhile
PapagenuSasafras: saying "knick knack paddy whack" adds humor to getting laid
Tbelle: No thats just weird
PapagenuSasafras: to you because you're so close minded and jealous you didnt think of it first
Tbelle: I cant believe you caught onto my jealousy through IMs
Tbelle: youre sooo perceptive
PapagenuSasafras: apology accepted
Tbelle: that was no apology
PapagenuSasafras: yes i forgive your racist heart and soul of bigotry
Tbelle: Im only racist towards you
PapagenuSasafras: because i am my own race of excellence and accomplishment
PapagenuSasafras: compliment noted
Tbelle: You are incredibly delusional
Tbelle: Im gonna form a group similar to KKK
Tbelle: except itll only target you, as an individual
PapagenuSasafras: your hatred towards me reminds me of how important i am
Tbelle: i hate plenty of unimportant people
Tbelle: youre number 1
PapagenuSasafras: yeah but i'm so important you need to form an organized group
Tbelle: Because youre a menace to society
Tbelle: especially individuals who own a vagina
PapagenuSasafras: why thank you; you just love to compliment me don't you hahaha
Tbelle: Only a narcissist could twist insults into compliments like you do
PapagenuSasafras: no narcissim here, i don't love myself, i'm more megalomaniacal
Tbelle: Well im glad someones given a name for whats wrong with you
PapagenuSasafras: hahaha this conversation is going on my blog
PapagenuSasafras: anything you'd like to say to my readers before i hit the hay?
Tbelle: Actually
Tbelle: No I have nothing further to say to you
Tbelle: youve emotionally drained me
PapagenuSasafras: hahaha i feel yet even more accomplished
PapagenuSasafras: i emotionally drained you and i did not even have to sleep with you
PapagenuSasafras: i am awesome
PapagenuSasafras: goodnight
Tbelle: Night dick