Luigi's girlfriend was replaced by the Playstation 3, so resultingly she tried to vent her anger and frustration on me through a series of instant message conversations. This is only the first half. My screen name is "Papagenusasafras" if you cannot tell by reading it.
PapagenuSasafras: i was just having the worst day
PapagenuSasafras: thankfully i went to eat some good food and was able to get my mind off of it all
Tbelle:haha did you eat away your feelings
PapagenuSasafras: pretty much
PapagenuSasafras: i eat when i'm insane
PapagenuSasafras: i eat when i'm happy
PapagenuSasafras: i eat when things are so and so
Tbelle: So basically you eat no matter how you feel
PapagenuSasafras: yup
Tbelle: well, youre a growing boy
Tbelle: im older than you
Tbelle: i get to say stuff like that
PapagenuSasafras: yeah, by like a year lol
Tbelle: A year wiser
Tbelle: it counts
PapagenuSasafras: lol
Tbelle: i hope you dont eat beans on top of french fries like luigi does
Tbelle: cause if you do you repulse me
PapagenuSasafras: haha
PapagenuSasafras : like refried beans?
Tbelle: yeah
Tbelle: i think
Tbelle: idk he said beans
PapagenuSasafras: lol
PapagenuSasafras: well i like chili beans on top of fries
Tbelle: wtf
Tbelle: repulsive
PapagenuSasafras: you're repulsive
PapagenuSasafras: and outlandish
Tbelle: hahah
Tbelle: Im not the one sitting around eating beans on top of french fries
Tbelle: thats outlandish and repulsive
Tbelle: and offensive too
PapagenuSasafras: i see it as defensive
PapagenuSasafras: your disgusted opinion is obviously a result of stemmed racism
Tbelle: Yeah my disgust with you guys eating beans and fries comes from my racism
Tbelle: i dont know what im racist towards
Tbelle: but its def racism
PapagenuSasafras: you're racist towards studly, young, brown dudes. duh!!!
PapagenuSasafras: haha
Tbelle: so wait...then how am I racist towards you?
PapagenuSasafras: i just realized i brought about that whole thing the wrong way, so now i can’t bail myself out
Tbelle: Its because youre young and naive
PapagenuSasafras: no it’s because i didn’t tread about it carefully lol
Tbelle: NAIVETE!
Tbelle: and prob the beans and fries combo doesnt help
PapagenuSasafras: well you're feigned and guile
Tbelle: putting thesaurus.com to good use?
PapagenuSasafras: no i just have a high vocabulary
PapagenuSasafras: 12 years of being a nerd in school
Tbelle: good we're kindred souls
PapagenuSasafras: lol
Tbelle: luigi is upset because he said you two had a date in his bed
PapagenuSasafras: i was gonna go play ps3, but i have to be on standby near my toilet
Tbelle: umm he wants to know hwy
Tbelle: but i dont know if i particularly want to know myself
PapagenuSasafras: well i ate at Hana's
PapagenuSasafras: the japanese restaurant
PapagenuSasafras: so i ate A LOT
PapagenuSasafras: and now my stomach is talking
Tbelle: he says hes more than willing to give you some pepto bismol
PapagenuSasafras: that shit won’t work
PapagenuSasafras: it’s gotta come out
Tbelle: he says he wants to nurse you back to health
PapagenuSasafras: whatever lol
Tbelle: with his own to hands
Tbelle: this conversation is getting weird maybe you two should just talk so that im not the middle woman
PapagenuSasafras: yeah we are
PapagenuSasafras: he's telling me about mgs4
Tbelle: is that his video game?
Tbelle: i call everything nintendo
Tbelle: luigi gets offended
PapagenuSasafras: sadhkfl;ashdf
PapagenuSasafras: YOU ARE REPULSIVE!
Tbelle: i guess you do too?
Tbelle: Shut up bean eater
PapagenuSasafras: shut up lover of bean eaters
Tbelle: im gonna lock you in a room with just a bunch of cans of beans
Tbelle: and by the time you get out
Tbelle: youll hate them
Tbelle: and ill have cured you of this disgusting obsession
PapagenuSasafras: and i'll lock you in a room with nothing but beans and fries so you have a reason to hate them
Tbelle: I already hate them
Tbelle: ill just hate them more
Tbelle: and then once you let me out of the room
Tbelle: ill make a point of throwing up on you
Papagenusasafras: i'll open the door when you are passed out
Tbelle: why the hell would i be unconscious?
Tbelle: i dont think beans and fries make me that sick
PapagenuSasafras: you have to sleep some time
Tbelle: so youll just open the door and run away
Tbelle: what a wimp
PapagenuSasafras: no, i'll piss on your hand, then tickle your face with a feather
Tbelle: hahha fuck you
PapagenuSasafras: lol
Tbelle: who the hell pisses on someones hand
PapagenuSasafras: paratroopers
Tbelle: and I dont think youd get near me with the feather i think the warm wet urine would wake me up first
PapagenuSasafras: nope
PapagenuSasafras: because your body would be in shock and disoriented from a french fry and bean diet
Tbelle: Id prob stop eating that shit after day 2
Tbelle: so you were in honors and AP classes in hs?
PapagenuSasafras: yup
Tbelle: oohh so you were one of THOSE kids
PapagenuSasafras: yup
PapagenuSasafras: but i partied hardcore, so i was THAT GUY
Tbelle: a pain in the ass probably
PapagenuSasafras: i was
Tbelle: was, are
Tbelle: same thing
PapagenuSasafras: lol
Tbelle: when do you get out of the army?
Tbelle: 2010 like luigi?
Papagenusasafras: nope
PapagenuSasafras: 2012
PapagenuSasafras: but i'll probably reenlist as an officer
Tbelle: ooohh
Tbelle: so you and my sister are talking?
PapagenuSasafras: yeah a little bit
Tbelle: I cant believe you asked her to cyber
Tbelle: thats so weird
Tbelle: thats not the way to go around getting girls to like you
Tbelle: who does that anymore anyways
PapagenuSasafras: i did not ask her to cyber
PapagenuSasafras: where did you get that idea from?
Tbelle: hahah i know i just like to say weird things
Tbelle: just to see peoples reactions
PapagenuSasafras: i tried it once
PapagenuSasafras: it was like watching a creepy porno
Tbelle: me and my best friend at the time used to go into chat rooms and get online boyfriends
Tbelle: when we were like 10 or 11
Tbelle: or 17...
PapagenuSasafras: hahaha XD
Tbelle: no we were like 11
PapagenuSasafras: sure
Tbelle: it was cool atthe time
Tbelle: everyone was doing it
Tbelle: ok by the time i was 16 i was able to get real boyfriends thank you very much
PapagenuSasafras: lol
Tbelle: when i was younger i had to wear head gear
Tbelle: not out in public
Tbelle: but i still had to wear it
Tbelle: http://itp.nyu.edu/~alo244/headgear.jpg
Tbelle: that
PapagenuSasafras: no way!
PapagenuSasafras: that thing is old school!
Tbelle: Yeah it was bullshit
Tbelle: i hated that thing
Tbelle: hahah you cock fiend luigi does not flash me his penis on webcam
PapagenuSasafras: lol
PapagenuSasafras: well he said he would someday lol
Tbelle: Well ill be seeing it soon enough i dont think ill need to see it on webcam too
Tbelle: its not like penises are all that unique looking
PapagenuSasafras: tell him to shave your initials in his pubes
Tbelle: the S would be kind of scary to make I think
PapagenuSasafras: true
PapagenuSasafras: just a big T would be easy
Tbelle: One time a few years ago I had a bf decide to make an arrow pointing down towards his penis
Tbelle: and when he pulled down his pants he was so proud of himself
PapagenuSasafras: i'm trying to see if i can do the airborne wings one day
Tbelle: They have kits for making shapes like that
Tbelle: and dyes too
Tbelle: if you wanna go crazy one of these days
PapagenuSasafras: i'm not that bored
Tbelle: although id be a little scared if i saw blue pubes
Tbelle: Ok says the one aspiring to make airborne wings on his crotch
PapagenuSasafras: thats something to be proud of though
PapagenuSasafras: thats army pride
Tbelle: some people take pride in making hearts
Tbelle: and then dying it red
Tbelle: ive seen pics of such
PapagenuSasafras: i'll make wings and dye it silver then
Tbelle: chicks will like that
Tbelle: woudl you ever consider waxing
PapagenuSasafras: never!
Tbelle: pussy
PapagenuSasafras: its not the pain
PapagenuSasafras: i just dont like how mine looks with absolutely no hair
PapagenuSasafras: i shaved it all once and it looked like a turkey
Tbelle: hahahaha
Tbelle: id be freaked out if a guy was totally bare
Tbelle: really scared actually
PapagenuSasafras: it looks so weird
Tbelle: its very porn star
Tbelle: which isnt hot
PapagenuSasafras: lol
Tbelle: are you still f-ing around w. that same girl
PapagenuSasafras: no she wants to go back and be loyal to her bf
PapagenuSasafras: haha
Tbelle: Id say the whole loyalty thing was shot to shit the first time she cheated but whatever floats her boat
PapagenuSasafras: yeah thats what i said
Tbelle: from how luigi made it sound, girls arent that hard to nail around there
PapagenuSasafras: its true
PapagenuSasafras: thats why they have so many stds
Tbelle: gross
I knew it would...
16 years ago
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